2016 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
The Oregon Trail Card Game- Yourmom can die of dysentery without electricity now.
A stuffed Marnie- If you don't follow Marnie on instagram you are missing one of the great joys in life.
An Authagraph accurate globe model- because geography is the gift that keeps on giving.
"Thing Explainer" by Randall Munroe- Another book by the brilliant author of, "xkcd."
A Rough Linen pinafore- Being a person who makes things can be messy. It's good to stay stylish while you're creating a disaster.
An inflatable hammock/raft thingamajig- For when you're practicing what it's like to relax.
Hipster goth nerd custom perfume- This website is bonkers and I love it.
Fancy notebooks- For keeping track of all of your evil schemes/NASA projects/capers.
An Instantpot!-It's like a slow cooker but instead of being slow it's more like a turbo cooker.
A "Y'all Means Everyone" sticker or magnet- Let people know that it isn't Trump's America yet and it's never gonna be.
Bamboo socks- Two words that don't seem to go together but are actually incredibly comfy when combined.
Light leggings- For when it's hot outside but you know on some level that you should be wearing pants.
A moustash stash- For emergency situations.
Brontosaurus earrings- Yes, a brontosaurus is real, just like Santa. If the thing has a name and a shape it is real.
A Bill Murray pillowcase- I don't know why but someone in your circle is going to love this.
These weird shoes- These look like they have octopus tentacles on the soles but they feel like heaven. People always compliment me on them. I guess they look ok from the top.
Something awesome from Runaway clothing- Because one of my old students is a co-owner and everything they sell will make you logarithmically cooler than you already are.
A round beach towel- For all of the big plans you have this summer.
A bunch of monster-trucking PYREX- My Kroger has a set on special for $19.99. Generally a bowl sized doo-dad with a lid will run you like, five bucks. Aw yeah girl, you can pack yourself a nice lunch, bring some casseroles to your BFF who just had a baby, or just enjoy some pudding out of the frilly little puddin' cups.